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Yo Mama so Fat! She's the boulder that chases Indiana Jones!

Lame joke, I know.

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1. Which direction does the Tower of Pisa lean?

It leans to the left - it usually votes Democrat.

2. A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter walks up to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"

The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?" Again, the clerk doesn't answer him. The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?" And the clerk just seems to ignore him. Finally, the guy storms away in anger after not being answered. The customer who was waiting in line behind the muscular guy asks the clerk, "Why wouldn't you answer that guy's question?" The clerk replies, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"

3. Unfunny comedian walks on the stage

- Steps up to the microphone, looks around and takes a deep breath. As he exhales, mid-breath he says, “I’m the joke.” He backs up, turns around and walks off the stage.

4. What time is it when you need to go to the Dentist?

Tooth Hurty

5. What do lawyers like to wear?

Lawsuits

6. I was out for a walk with my daughter when we came across a farmer shouting 'EE I EE I O'

I said 'Sorry mate, could you stop with the vowel language'

7. People seriously need to STOP putting flyers on my windshield...

I don't want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."

8. I have a twin brother. We used to live together.

We were wombmates.

9. Who's Barney Gumble's favorite Old West figure?

Wyatt _Urrrrrrrp_

10. Why did the driver stop and pull out his food?

Because there was a fork in the road!

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